Posted 1 year ago Comments
If you’re eating a bag of seasoned sunflower seeds and you encounter what feels and tastes like a big, dried clump of said seasoning and you think to yourself “oh man this is going to be good” please know that it won’t be and the best thing to do at that point is spit it out as fast as you can before you cause your salivary glands to “unleash the fury” and your gag reflex to perfectly execute the very job it was hired to do.
